Qiu Qiu Online

The Qiu Qiu Online Paramedic

One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, “My son’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!”

 

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy’s gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

 

“Thank you! Thank you!” the father cried. “Are you a paramedic?”

 

“No,” replied the man. “I work for the IRS.”

 

The Mute

 

A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home — arriving back 3 a.m. He immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.

 

“You tell this guy that if he doesn’t give me back my $100,000 I’m going to kill him!” he screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, “I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree.”

 

The Qiu Qiu Online professor turned to the man with the gun and said, “He’s not going to tell you. He said he’d rather die first.”

 

The Most Direct Proposition

 

After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, “Miss, would y’all kindly give me a piece of ass?”

 

“Lord, that’s the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” gasped the young lady. Then she smiled and added, “Sure, why not? It’s pretty slow here right now, so let’s go!”

 

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, “Will there be anything else?”

 

“Yes,” replied the tourist. “Where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon ‘n watuh cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink.”

 

 

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